[Oneshot] [Vampire Knight] 20 facts about Kaname Kuran

[vieux renard]

Author: Vieux Renard
Pairing: Kaname/Zero
Genre: Humour, er... pervert?
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I own VK, well, there will be no Yuuki. Sadly, I don't.
Warning: OOC. Extremely OOC. If you can't stand the image of Kaname in this fic, please click back to protect yourself
Summary: Sự thật trần trụi
A/N: Đừng hỏi tớ tại sao viết fic này bằng tiếng Anh. Nếu viết bằng tiếng Việt thì e là.... tớ sẽ chết ngay tại chỗ vì bị ném đá quá liều.

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20 facts about Kaname Kuran

1. Kaname Kuran is a vampire, a pureblood. Everybody knows it. But no one knows he’s just an ordinary 18 year old guy like any others. Wet dream is his daily friend.


2. His secret fetishes are naked apron, silver hair, and lavender eyes.


3. He used to like red – the color of blood; used to adore black – the color of the dark. Used to. And now, he’s in love with lavender, so damn much.


4. William Shakespeare was his idol. His favorite story was Romeo and Juliet. He was obsessed with it. In the past, though.


5. Thanks to a certain silver haired boy that Shakespeare has lost the position of a favorite author in Kaname’s mind. Just because Zero said his confession was disgusting.


6. He always come visit Yuuki in dinner’s time. That’s Zero’s just-got-out-of-bath schedule.


7. Remember when Zero said that Kaname looks like a girl because he was too thin? Well that’s not true anymore. His body is actually well-toned, due to secret gymnasium almost every day.


8. Sometimes he’s so proud of himself and thanks his parents for giving him the unlimited power of a pureblood. Especially when he’s stalking watching Zero from afar.


9. Kaname hates cats, because cat always got his tongue when he’s in front of Zero.


10. He strongly believes in love at first sight, because it comes from his experience.


11. He doesn’t know the definition of the word ‘perfection’. And will never know. Zero’s the one tells him why.


12. His record is three weeks without sleep in the last summer break. That precious time was used to get Zero under him.


13. He succeeded one. Just one. In three weeks. That’s a shame.


14. His first date with Zero was in the younger boy’s bedroom. In bed, sleeping, clothes on, because there was a boy who refused to sacrifice his sleep for his lover’s sake.


15. He’s in love with Zero’s cooking. In fact, Zero taught him to eat human food.


16. Kaname bought a maid outfit for his little lover in the Halloween party last October. And then he had to dress as a pirate instead of Military Sergeant as planned. Because pirates usually wear eye patch.


17. Zero Kiryuu is his affection, addiction, and inspiration. And forever will be.


18. Once he told Zero about his naked apron fetish, and regretted it right after that. The hunter shut the bedroom door on his face, and refused to talk for a week.


19. Kaname has to beg Yuuki, well not that much, but the meaning is basically the same, to help him make up with the boy.


20. He is now doing a big big big ‘project’ to express appreciation to his lovely, pretty, dearly little sister for making one of his wet dreams come true.

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[katekyo_hitman_reborn97]

OMG ~
Cái image đầu fic biến thái quá ))))~

2. His secret fetishes are naked apron, silver hair, and lavender eyes.

Dìm hàng

3. He used to like red – the color of blood; used to adore black – the color of the dark. Used to. And now, he’s in love with lavender, so damn much.

Dễ thương

His favorite story was Romeo and Juliet

Sến

6. He always come visit Yuuki in dinner’s time. That’s Zero’s just-got-out-of-bath schedule.

Phởn

Especially when he’s stalking watching Zero from afar.

*Cười bỉ*

16.Kaname bought a maid outfit for his little lover in the Halloween party last October. And then he had to dress as a pirate instead of Military Sergeant as planned. Because pirates usually wear eye patch.

*Té ghế* )))))))))))))))~
Thật khổ cho anh quá

18.Once he told Zero about his naked apron fetish, and regretted it right after that. The hunter shut the bedroom door on his face, and refused to talk for a week.

BT chưa từng thấy khửa khửa

Btw: Sự kiện thứ 9 tớ không hiểu a~

[vieux renard]

Cái thứ 9 là thành ngữ tiếng Anh bạn ạ.

"Cat got someone's tongue" => Ý chỉ miệng lưỡi ấp úng, không nói được lời nào do quá run

[Ruyuha]

Rồi cô hãy đợi đấy, tôi sẽ ráng xong cái 20 facts about Zero để đú vs cô)))))))
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btw, chắc làm thêm một ver pure facts, ver đang viết sến súa quá=3=~

Và fic này hayyyyyyyyyyy lắm nha cô xD~