[Discussion] What will you do if one day...

[Kuro Ansokubi]

Hmmm... I occasionally have this thought floating in my mind...

If one day you wake up and realize that you have turned into another person, being, or even thing, what will your reaction be? And what will you do afterward?


For example:

One lovely Sunday afternoon when the disgusting sky is embraced by a graceful gray of elegant dark clouds, I wake up in my tiny bed of which I would fall out every now and then while moving like a superstar racer in my beautifully sound sleep.

I slowly stand up, stretch my body, and go straight into the holy washroom where countless battles with Cao Cao have taken place. With my eyes half-opened and myself half-asleep, I glance into the mirror, right at the one who is sung as the most beautiful person in the world in Snow White... or at least I try to convince myself to believe that fantasy that only appears in the dream in the dream in one of my n dreams.

And I see this face, yes, exactly it, ...

... warmly staring back and smiling dearly at me.

A long pause follows as I passionately stare into my beloved mirror.

I can feel body slowly and gently being embraced by a comfortable numbness as my soul, bit by bit, pokes out of my body and flies high and free in the air, leaving the beautiful body making this innocent face:

After that several minute pause, which seems to have lasted for only-god-know years, just like an ancient fossil buried deep in the holy land of the dead, the naughty soul has gotten tired of all the playing and finally decides to come back to the small but cozy home, as I gradually regain my consciousness and all the necessary awareness of where the freaking hell I am and what dafug is happening, the wisest person nestling deep in the deepest corner of my humble country of the brain keeps whispering, telling me to...

"Wash it away with the holy water made of blood of countless brave warriors who fell in the battle against Cao Cao, and you shall be free from this nightmare. Do it, my child. Do it, do it, NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!"

I do just as the wise one told me, and it works perfectly as I am now free from that evil nightmare created by some mudafuqing evil genius who is insolent enough to challenge my will and might.

"The heck, did you sleep walk again? Oh migad..."

A voice suddenly comes from behind, echoing through every corner of my heart and soul. That sentence alone is like sunlight streaming through the darkness deep in my heart, forcing my eyes, which were half-opened, to open wider than ever. "WTF?"

As I am back in this bloody reality and thoroughly, completely, totally, precisely, accurately, and clearly realize everything, I scream from the bottom of my lungs, as if I had never screamed before:


Okay, your turn, my fellows, imagine such a situation in which you turn into a totally different person, being, or thing and share with me and everyone how you will react, and what you will do after that.

[manaboko]

If one day I become a totally different person, (I want to be more beautiful and smarter, but life doesn't always go as one wishes, so let's hope I won't turn into an extremely ugly and stupid person, a normal one is enough) I will start my life all over again. Of course I'll have to make another ID card, just say that I was abandoned when I was small and I'm homeless, maybe they will believe it and make me one
Then I'll have to search for a job to earn a living. Since there's no way I can go to school like that, I'll have more time for volunteer works and the such. I'll be able to do things I desire, fulfill my dream without having to consider what my parents think about a not-very-bright-future.
Another thing I wanna do if I turn into a different person is to get close to my friends again and see with my own eyes what they really think about my old self, who is my true friend and who fake a smile every time he or she see me. Then perhaps I can, once again, try to become a better person (at heart)

P/s: I put it all in present tense because I really want it to come true. (There are so many other things I wanna do if I become another person for real. I think it's not only me who have some wierd wishes like this, everyone has times when they don't wanna be the way they are anymore, so please don't think I'm kind of crazy )

[Zenmiu]

phải là what would you do... chứ, giả định có thật đâu nè

[Shiro Ansokubi]

Giả định hiện tại hay tương lai?

[PunkSpoon]

A whole new person one morning all of sudden eh? In that case I'd want to be Bruce Wayne...

heh

[darkjusticex]

If I were to wake up one day and discover I were a whole new person, i'd be happy. Not unless it turned out that I were in a war torn country or something like that.

[tweetybird]

i would be happy if i woke up as oprah. then i'd be super rich!

[darkjusticex]

Being rich does not make you happy on a permanent basis. It does for a while, but you need something to go along with that. Like companionship or for some, spiritual fulfillment.

[Heo Hí Hửng]

If I were to wake up as a different person, I would be happy if I were Van Gogh. I love his talent, and what's more, he was poor when he was alive but now, he would be extremely rich if he continued to create and sell his drawings.

[Cupidhm]

If one day like that, I just wish I could be a girl who is more beautiful and smarter than me now nothing changes more